Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Picnic at Hanging Rock 1975

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2024

  rock paper flute!

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  Thief 1981

  ★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  michael mann is as good at romance as i am at pole vault

Popular reviews

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  A Clockwork Orange 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  lots of boobs, lots of milk, and a little bit of darth vader

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2023

  to any of my friends reading this review - fuck you.  you’re missing out on the greatest historical epic ever made.  watch it with me please so i can quote the entire thing to you in my scottish accent (which is great btw).

  amazing characters, compelling story, wildly inaccurate and we’re here for it

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