Canaan

Canaan

Favorite films

  • A Confucian Confusion
  • The New World
  • Nope
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Black Bag

  • The Master

    ★★★★★

  • Party Girl

  • The Monkey

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  • Everybody Wants Some!!

    Everybody Wants Some!!

    The Boys are Playing Some Ball!!

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    Incredible how a largely sterile and uncinematic presentation of facts and statistics can somehow perfectly highlight just how weird and beautiful baseball really is.

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  • Baxter

    Baxter

    I watched this because I was convinced Criterion was adding fake movies to their catalogue just to see if anyone noticed.

  • Welcome to L.A.

    Welcome to L.A.

    ★½

    I can suspend my disbelief so far, but I draw the line at every attractive woman in southern California wanting to go to pound town with shaggy from scooby doo.

    Every time it got interesting it was interrupted with a terrible song 

    It’s hot in my house and I’m agitated