CockNixon

CockNixon

I’m just here to log shit, don’t take me seriously

Favorite films

  • Crash
  • Evil Dead II
  • Lost Highway
  • Sorcerer

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • The Wall

    ★★★½

  • Family Guy

    ★★★½

  • GoldenEye

    ★★★½

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    A solid contender for Gunn’s best. Basically Guardians of the Galaxy if it was way more violent and unfiltered. Fine by me. Easily the best live-action DC movie since the Nolan Batman trilogy wrapped up. An improvement over the 2016 one in every single way, least of all in that this actually feels like a movie. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t ship off all your footage to be edited by a fucking trailer house.
    Sylvester Stallone delivers his greatest role in god-knows-how-long as a monosyllabic brute with the mental capacity of a 3rd grader. What range!

  • The Wall

    The Wall

    ★★★½

    this absolutely rocks

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  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks

    ★★★★★

    Saw the news and went straight here. This is more a ramble about David Lynch and his legacy than it is about the show. If you haven’t seen it and you’re scrolling through here looking for a reason to, here it is: Do it now. Watch the whole thing. You owe it to yourself. It’s the greatest show of all time, and the Season 2 finale (directed by Lynch) is the best goddamn thing ever created by anybody. Ever.

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  • Batdance

    Batdance

    ★★★★½

    I maintain that Partyman is when society as a whole peaked, but this runs a close second.
    50% Batman, 50% Joker, 100% horny for Vicki Vale

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