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Altered States 1980
The Real Joe Rogan Experience (enters a sensory deprivation tank and regresses into a primitive monkey man)
“I want to marry you because I love you and can’t imagine living the rest of my life without you.”
“We dosed that lady in the next room with DMT, she’ll be out for like an hour lol”
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The Monkey 2025
“‘It is what it is.’ The word of the Lord.”
Best parts by far were Adam Scott, Elijah Wood and ol’ Oz himself. Unfortunately, these people were all in 1-2 scenes each. Big step down from Longlegs for me.
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Family Guy 1998
Season 1 of Family Guy was my jam, so it was jarring to see the different directions some of these jokes originally took, as well as the colour palettes for pretty much everyone’s wardrobe outside of Peter and Chris (although Chris has his dogs out) and Quagmire’s horrifying original design (pure nightmare fuel). Regardless, if you like the first episode of Season 1, you’ll like this, because it’s just a janky, unfinished version of that.
“Funny guy, Tom Hanks, anything he says is a stitch!”
“I have AIDS.”
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Twin Peaks 1989
Saw the news and went straight here. This is more a ramble about David Lynch and his legacy than it is about the show. If you haven’t seen it and you’re scrolling through here looking for a reason to, here it is: Do it now. Watch the whole thing. You owe it to yourself. It’s the greatest show of all time, and the Season 2 finale (directed by Lynch) is the best goddamn thing ever created by anybody. Ever.
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