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  Monsters, Inc. 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025 1

  Eternally charming with some of the most fun world building in the Pixar library. A soundtrack full of bangers and really good pacing.
  Easily one of my favorites from this company.

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  The Longest Yard 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Watched this by pure chance, not by choice, but it's luckily one of the moat bearable Sandler movies. A cast packed with cool people, a solid plot, and not too many outdated jokes made for a good time.
  Script definitely takes a whole bunch of liberties at point to make the story work but I'll let it slide considering the actors genuinely seemed like they had a good time.

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  Auschwitz 2011

  ½ Watched 30 Oct 2017

  "You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

  Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

  This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and making deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image, he makes fun of his critics and builds up a solid infamy that…

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  Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material 2021

  ★½ Watched 26 Dec 2021 2

  "I used to worry about telling a joke so offensive I would never work again. But that was just me thinking like a genderfluid snowflake."

  The discourse about "dark humor" and people being too easily offended is an incredibly tiring one. So every time I see an entertainer pick up that subject for a production, I can only roll my eyes.
  Of course morbid humor can be funny and cathartic and helpful and what-not. But that doesn't mean that all…