Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun 3 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  There once was a kid from Veg-as(s)
  Who's mouth was as loud as his ass
  He wanted some beer and a smoke of green cheer
  So he decided a Leprechaun ask...
  For a way to feel free and to slap on his knee
  And to find a quick way to feel glee
  To become a prince, push away abstinence
  And Vegas has not been the same since ☘️💚

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  Chaos: The Manson Murders 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I'm glad we avoided the alternate timeline where Charles Manson's music was almost mainstream radio slop that hipsters would've hated as much as Imagine Dragons.

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  This was like if "Is It Cake?" was rated R

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  ThanksKilling 3 2012

  ½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Hey man I've got a bunch of puppets, do you think we could use them for your new movie?

  Hell yeah! Now all we need now is a script...

  No, actually we don't.

  The puppets ARE the script?

  The puppets are the script.