Ayo Edebiri doesn't play a chef in this movie, but she definitely cooks. Going into this one blind made it more palatable that it probably would've been if I had seen any trailers. For the most part, the movie gives off a Midsommar-esque vibe, but gets to the point pretty quickly (or at least it was just painfully obvious earlier on). There's no crazy twist or anything you're not expecting, just a few "wtf is that" moments.

The ending didn't…

It's not James Bond levels of serious but also not Austin Powers levels of ridiculous. It lands somewhere in the middle but not quite in a sweet spot that balances the two. The movie definitely drags on for a bit in the beginning and doesn't stop dragging until Michael Fassbender finally shows some miniscule amount of actual emotion. From that point on, it really pays off.

There was a lot of abrasive acting throughout the movie that felt pretty far…

"The witch that will not hang"

So, here's how I'm pretty sure the pitch and direction meeting for this movie went:

'Alright guys, we got our hands on a pretty not bad story from that guy who never finished Game of Thrones and a pretty sizeable budget. I've also hired my buddy who just graduated from film school to shoot it all.

We'll give them a bunch of close-up shots and then hit them with some wild angle shots, then…