Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kickin' It Old Skool 2007

  Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Just to be clear this isn’t “no rating” this is “Zero stars”

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  The Bodyguard 1992

  ★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I took her to Yojimbo then I freaked it

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  It wasn’t until that guy got his dick and balls chainsawed in half that I realized I was sitting next to a 10 year old

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2022

  Pussy turned me into a gloopy zombie

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