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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  This movie was pretty good I think. The first 70 minutes are pretty boring and I think could best be described as Waiting On Chris Evans To Show Up, especially since we know that none of the family being interviewed would have been the culprit (this is technically a spoiler but if this spoils anything for you, I recommend you become smarter). The main actress is very hot but dresses as if she isn't so as to maintain plausible lack…

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  The Other Guys 2010

  ★★★★½ Added

  The first 30-45 minutes of this movie are untouched as far as pure comedy goes. I can't tell you how much Reddit karma I've raked in just from posting vaguely relevant quotes from The Other Guys. Falls very short of being pure 5 stars as it does fall into the trap of getting too plot-oriented at times and having a severe lack of understanding of the functions and potential misdeeds of an investment banker.

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  Friends with Benefits 2011

  ★★★ Watched 23 May 2020 1

  This movie has two different Justin Timberlake-Mila Kunis sex scenes which is pretty cool except for all the Justin Timberlake stuff. He plays a rich creative director but is also shown to be ripped, good at basketball, and charming. It's fucking bullshit as I am ripped and good at basketball but not rich or charming. Looks a little too much like Zuckerberg, who I'm sure is not ripped or good at basketball.
  Mila Kunis though is pretty hot, and they…

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  Ted 2012

  ★★ Added

  I feel like the folks making this movie knew what we wanted from it - funny voices, gross humor, the bear generally just wildin' out. However, whether Seth MacFarlane and his band of cronies thought themselves too high and mighty to fully indulge the viewing audience or the studio intervened, we get maybe 10 minutes of the good stuff over the nearly 2-hour runtime. In between sparsely populated funny moments I had to contend with some stupid self-reconciliation maturity storyline,…

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