Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  Wood or steel, a point is still pointy! Owie!

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  Hoping to find more like this… although I’m fearful greatness is only a countable perception of youth

Popular reviews

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ½ Watched 08 Jul 2022 1

  Fuck this bloke of a bastard sitting 2 seats away from me. We are in a fucking theater… put some shoes on. 

  Fucking kicking back like he is in some scrappy home theater, this mere mortal has the nerve to remove all of could-be protection for his feet and twiddle his fucking toes for the whole movie. Emotional scene? Ruined by the sound of toe snapping. If the music is quiet, no worries! I get to hear the sound of some naked dry skin get scratched by the toes of its partner foot. 

  I’m fuming.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2021 2

  Fuck

  All in all,
  Fuuuuucccckkkk