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Planet of the Apes 2001
if I was on that ship it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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Mufasa: The Lion King 2024
everyone involved in the production of this film should be locked up indefinitely, including the person who made me watch it
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Nickel Boys 2024
breathtaking, visceral, heavy stuff here. incredible production on display. need a rewatch to fully experience what it has to offer.
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Oppenheimer 2023
Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man.
For this he was chained to a rock and tortured for eternity.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I so desperately want cameo culture to die.
A decent if not somewhat annoying first act followed by an extremely hollow, desperate, and pathetic second and third act. This is not a "satire of multiverse films" like its fans claim, every little jab at post-Endgame MCU is contrasted with jokes that tell us how cool the MCU is and an expectation to find 61 Year Old Wesley Snipes playing Blade again while killing a background character from a previous X-Men…
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