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  Opus 2025

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Dumb movie for smart people. Solidly well-shot. Blue lobster jumpscare cameo.

  High concept will always get you further than technically proficient if your movie’s bad.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Best movie ever made about X The Everything App

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  I miss when movies were about things

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  Star Trek: Section 31 2025

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  We should totally hire a team who shoots all their fight scenes like the characters are stuck in invisible molasses to do our next sci-fi action movie

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