RAW KINO GOAT PEAKO FICTION
Millions of years ago, Dragons ruled the earth but after they killed all the dinosaurs and ran out of prey, they fell into a deep slumber...
Now they've awoken again due to humans probing the earth too much and go on to conquer and dominate the modern earth as we know it, with none of our weaponry being able to stop them.
That is until resourceful orphan Bale and mad 'murican McConaughey team up together…
Without a doubt the closest we may ever be getting to a liveaction adaption of the Arkham games or Fincher directing a Batman film and hoo boy do i mean that as a compliment.
Matt Reeves fucking nails the gritty, run down and rainy nature of Gotham City, with vibes straight from Fincher's Se7en or Zodiac.
(the first club scene among others feels like a direct riff on the Lust scene)
Also his sound design, ohh my god it's absolutely…
mad Josh Hartnett with a chainsaw on a plane filled with killer assassins and juiced up on toad venom
it's a fun time
Experience with friends was fun yet lowkey mid af i'm afraid.
the usual jarring tone changes you'd expect from an MCU entry and a fuck ton of CG, some of it pretty embarrassing too.
Jane's helmet... wtf were they thinking.
Kinda makes you wonder where all that money for "one of the most expensive MCU movies yet" went.
Bale also barely gets anything to do since his best scenes of actually slaying more than one god all seem to have…
Sometimes just nice to remember that these comicbook flicks could actually be pretty sweet, if it all lined up.
