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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  If my clone fucked my girlfriend I’d be so pissed. So pissed I’d probably kiss my clone.

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  Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Clay was right.

Popular reviews

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  The Return of the King 1980

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  Two harry-toed lovers walk through the desert and sing little fruity songs for 6 hours

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  Ghoulies 1985

  ★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024 1

  You're not gonna get varmint, you're not gonna get intruders. And you're definitely not gonna get this thing. I saw that thing when I was sitting on couch. My next-door neighbor had put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door 'cause we've been arguing over a property line. When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's…

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