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Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982
I miss the days of only 3 channels - it’s so much harder to commit a mass genocide these days 😔
also wish someone would strap me to a table
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Gremlins 1984
that bitch old lady with a dog murdering kink being thrown out a window is the most satisfying thing to ever happen in cinema.
the flasher gremlin is my favorite, lady gremlin is a tight second.
I miss the “idk let’s ask the high school science teacher” days. Now in movies they go to fancy labs & shit. Why not just ask the under paid middle age chemistry minor teacher instead??
how the fuck does so much juice come from ONE ORANGE.
I too turn up for Snow White, they’re so me😩
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