Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Violent Night 2022

  ★½ Watched 11 Dec 2024

  If not for David Harbour, this would sit right up there with Frat Star and every other gag movie I’ve watched at 3 AM.

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  The Creator 2023

  ★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  This felt like a bunch of TV episode recaps strung together.

Popular reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017

  ★½ Watched 12 Jul 2018

  Recently noticed this film in my “watched” section — thought it was a mistake. After spending 30 minutes reading plot summaries and viewing clips, I can confirm I did rate this film 1.5 stars in the summer of 2018.

  Much deserved.

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2023

  “How close can you get me to the Vatican?” 

  Not close, John. Not close.