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  Smile 2022

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Apparently, in many countries, people find it strange that American tourists smile at people so often. I imagine that this is the kind of aura we radiate when we’re abroad.

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This is aggressively early 2000s

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  Son of the Mask 2005

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2019 1

  The Plot: A fuckboi gets cucked by an ancient Norse relic and is forced to raise its bastard child

  I’m not making this up

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  Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time 2021

  Watched 11 Jun 2020

  I have a feeling that the last installment of Evangelion is going to be a documentary on the state of the world after 2020 is over. Prepare for Third Impact.

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