Cole Whist

Cole Whist

Wadda aladda de hee hee

Favorite films

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
  • Swiss Army Man
  • The Incredibles

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  • The Adventures of Tintin

    ★★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • Jackass Forever

    ★★★★

  • Jackass 3.5

    ★★★

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  • The Adventures of Tintin

    The Adventures of Tintin

    ★★★★½

    No sequel to this is criminal.

    That third act chase sequence has got to be one of the coolest chase sequences I’ve ever seen.

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    Did not expect to cry laughing at every scene involving a guy named Farmer Jim.

    The self-awareness of this movie (when it gets “meta) was the funniest part of the movie, and almost makes me wish they leaned into that just a little bit more. Could’ve been a 10/10 film.

    Beautifully animated, like insanely good. Gum monster was actually super scary.

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  • Curious George

    Curious George

    ★★★★★

    I will kill myself right fucking now I swear to god.

    Visceral emotions that cannot be contained.

  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    Who is this movie even for? Kids? Teens? Adults? That one insufferable guy at the party who does impressions?

    Notable parts of the movie:

    He wants to fuck his mom.
    Unfunny “Italian” accent.
    Sets look like Sesame Street.
    His family superpower allows them to become racist stereotypes.
    The entirety of the Turtle club scene.
    Both Cole and Dylan Sprouse were in this movie as young Pistachio.
    Similar to real life, not a single impression is funny.
    He literally becomes a…