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  • Shoplifters
  • Challengers
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Juno

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Lord of War

    ★★★★

  • The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★★½

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

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  • Lord of War

    Lord of War

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

    dude given how fucking sick the visual effects and sets are here, the rating for me was so much higher before I learned how much of this was just a Frankenstein legacy sequel of parts of Alien and Aliens

    There are little details and things going on with the crew in the background that aren’t broadcasted in any obvious way which is cool
    In theory but I just didn’t gaf about anyone but Caille Spaney and Andy lmao

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    that wack, whiny nyt reviewer needs to get her fkn head out of the gutter my god

    the writing got Gen Z’s terminally online ass without being corny or navel-gazy while being surprisingly funny, honestly huge props for that. being out on a sat night with friends for $3 amc tix helped but i laughed a lot! characters were believably unbearable without turning to complete farce. the way that these underlying secrets, resentments, and grudges festered in the face of…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    the Mr. Game In Watch 9 sound effect that played when Evelyn used the pinkie move on ppl to uppercut them already makes this movie a 9/5 for me