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  • Love Hurts

    ½

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

  • Pet Sematary

    ★★★½

  • Smile 2

    ★★★

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  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    ½

    There are times when a trailer reveals too much and ruins a film… and there are times when a trailer does not reveal enough. 

    Every character and scene walked a line between absurd and grounded, but the movie never committed to one side, much to its self-mutilation. The worse wounds came from the dialogue and editing floor. 

    Unfortunately I will not be revisiting this one, which puts it on a short list, joining Madeas galore and Sharknados aplenty… sorry Love Hurts.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

    Knew I was in for a tearjerker when the beaver gave the robot a fake leg. 

    Kaitlyn asking the real question as soon as the credits roll: So what’s the bear gonna eat now?

    Definitely was worth the watch, heartstrings were pulled, and my opinions on geese have improved, albeit slightly!

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★

    The drive-in double feature. 

    Shot: unpleasant, caused regret, instilled a new fear of being on the wrong end of a meet and greet.

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    ★★★½

    The drive-in double feature. 

    Chaser: comedy?/horror??, goofy ghosts, and the most dangerous backroad in America. In true chaser form, made Smile 2 a distant memory.

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