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Recent reviews

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  The Killer 1989

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie is fucking awesome

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  Hardware 1990

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: we show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? Full penetration.

Popular reviews

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  Do the Right Thing 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Radio Raheem really walked around playing only one Public Enemy song loud as fuck? This means either a. He bought that Public Enemy album on tape and rewinds it every time that song is over, which is a major pain in the ass. Or b. He really made a mixtape that’s just Fight The Power over and over. This is an aspect of cassette culture that I’m not really familiar with the logistics of, but still seems like a pain in…

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Cinema’s greatest feat. Has had a profound impact on the way I live my life every day. No choice but a perfect rating, I’m afraid.

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