Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  william reaching for elizabeth’s necklace and ending up wrist deep in her bosom is SEARED into my brain

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  bong joon ho uncovering the truth of the horny female psyche: all girls want 2 boyfriends

Popular reviews

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  The Favourite 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2023 1

  😍  cuntstruck 😍

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  finally, a movie about our collective experience of watching a white guy do too much coke and believe he’s god

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