Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Pretty British, decently amusing. It’s full of Elton John songs for some reason, who knows the thematic thinking there. The funniest bit is that Jason Statham voices an angry little Tybault garden gnome.

  *Hulu*

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  The Watch 2012

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Shut the fuck uuuuuppppp, Vince Vaughn.

  I actually got a few laughs out of the initial Costco stakeout scene, but the rest of this is just not funny.

  *Hulu*

Popular reviews

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  Long Shot 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2017

  I was emotionally devastated at several points watching this. Incredible story. God Bless every single Production Assistant who has ever fucked up.

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  Bottoms 2023

  Watched 25 Aug 2023

  Summer of Ayo!

  Feels like a bunch of friends getting together to make a film, but in all the worst ways. 

  Tonally screwed up. It’s largely played like a screwball parody movie, like Not Another Teen Movie, where everything is heightened to surreal levels. Football players never take off their uniforms, or are caged up in classrooms like circus animals. Characters setting C4 explosives that they pull out of nowhere like Wile E Coyote. It has a lot of wacky,…

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