Chab

Chab

I made this account to give dog-shit movies 1/2 stars

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • X
  • Blade Runner
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • The Prestige

    ★★★★

  • Tropic Thunder

    ★★★½

  • OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies

    ★★★½

  • Pitch Perfect

    ★★★

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★

    Challengers but for Magicians

  • Tropic Thunder

    Tropic Thunder

    ★★★½

    Robert Downey Jr doing Black face and saying the R-word a dozen times is pretty crazy for this being his comeback role

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  • My Dead Friend Zoe

    My Dead Friend Zoe

    ½

    101 minutes of watching people get broken under the wheel of American Imperialism only to be forced to pick up the pieces by themself. 

    This movie spent a lot of time bemoaning the lonely, listless life many veterans face when they get back to the US, but miraculously avoided any kind of indictment against the US military for chewing soldiers up and spitting them back out into civilian life. Why was there no criticism of the US relying on private…

  • She's the Man

    She's the Man

    ★★½

    Ellen DeGeneres should have played Viola / Sebastian