Jocylyn

Jocylyn Pro

Raised by my grandparents. 
Myth, history and horror

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • The Shining
  • The Seventh Seal
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    ★★★

  • The Electric State

    ½

  • The Menu

    ★★½

  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    The Electric Chair, actually

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★½

    Weak sauce, clear soup, wafer thin, spoon fed. I can practically see this script landing on a desk, I’ve never felt so pandered to, can’t stomach it.

    I need to talk about the problem of Anya Taylor Joy’s character Margot first. Throughout the film Margot takes shots at the one dimensional easy targets for the audience, rendering this derivative version of the “eat the rich” satire toothless. Also unfortunately, I find Joy is hard to believe in the sex worker…

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  • Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

    Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

    ★★★★

    Risking life and limb to go to one last Dethklok show just in case the boys need me.

  • Dogtooth

    Dogtooth

    ★★★

    Truly this is Yorgos’s horror film, right? The Lobster is his romcom. Deer is his thriller. The Favourite is his period piece.