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Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • The Green Knight
  • Modern Romance
  • The Passion of Joan of Arc

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  • Naked

    ★★★★½

  • The Vast of Night

    ★★★★

  • Secrets & Lies

    ★★★★½

  • Hollywood

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  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night

    ★★★★

    Very cool! Exciting debut—excited to see his new one later this year.

  • Secrets & Lies

    Secrets & Lies

    ★★★★½

    Not sure if it’s the famed British Sensibility that lends itself to the slice of life type storytelling or if Mike Leigh is just quietly the best storyteller alive.

    This film is an acting class.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    An old coworker told me something about himself that has stuck with me ever since. He told me whenever he goes to a new restaurant, he will always order the burger. If they can do a good burger, they can probably figure everything else out. It’s something that he probably doesn’t remember saying, but I’ll never forget it for whatever reason.

    Whenever I start my review with an unrelated ramble, feel free to go ahead and move on—I do this…

  • September 5

    September 5

    ★★★

    In 2006, EA Sports released a video game called NFL Head Coach. EA has long been famous for their Madden NFL games by this point, but in this one you didn’t get to control the players—you were the coach.

    While it had its merits, and it was cool to control a lot of the off-the-field stuff, after awhile you just wanted to throw some TDs on Madden. However, its biggest flaw was that for a behind the scenes game, it…