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Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Worst Johnny cash biopic imaginable

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025 1

  THERE WAS A NOD TO MONSTERS INC I SWEAR AND NO ONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT

  DEFINITELY ONE OF THE CRAZIEST MOVIES I’VE EVER SEEN

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024 3

  Molly and I were the only non-cotton toppers in the theater. 3 stars

  Also crazy how in this movie you can hear all the people breathing

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025 4

  OKAY HEAR ME OUT

  THAT MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. NOW HERE’S THE SITUATION. MOLLY TEXTED ME AT LIKE 4PM SAYING “SHOULD WE GET HIGH AND GO WATCH THE NEW SIMBA MOVIE”. I DON’T USUALLY DO THAT SORT OF THING BECAUSE IT SEEMS A LITTLE RUDE TO ME BUT BECAUSE I CAN’T HELP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING AT SHITTY HIGH BUDGET LOW QUALITY THINGS I AGREED. WE EACH TOOK ONE EDIBLE. I IMMEDIATELY SNUCK ANOTHER. MAYBE IT WAS OUT OF HABIT…