Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Horrible Bosses 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Apr 2024

  Charlie Day on cocaine and Charlie Day not on cocaine is the exact same person.

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  Pinocchio 1940

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024

  If you’re ever wondering why your grandparents are fucked in the head, it’s because this is the dark shit they grew up with.

Recent reviews

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  Meet the Parents 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  One of the most “pre 9/11” movies in existence.

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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  What a great live action Kim Possible adaptation.

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  Every single day I thank the heavens that I never got mature enough to stop finding these movies funny.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Harrison Ford hating Star Wars but giving this 150% is hilarious to me.