Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Swimmer 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Trailer is riddled with spoilers. Just watch this unsung masterpiece.

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  Lolita 1962

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024 1

  Disturbingly brilliant. The blend of horror, comedy, paranoia, and pure obsession is executed perfectly. My God, James Mason is the perfect delusional nonce in denial. I know I’ll be humming the Lolita theme song in my head for days, all while hearing James Mason’s heavily British voice shouting “Lolita” over and over again. An essential watch.

Popular reviews

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  Pan's Labyrinth 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2023 1

  Fantastic piece of work. Flawless. However I just couldn’t fully commit myself to a movie that had so many undesirable beasts in it.

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  Sir Billi 2012

  ½ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  Unbelievably aids. Borderline dark. It feels like this film was written by a bunch of 8 year olds trying to make everything as ’kool’ as possible, not realizing that they were just making everything sound rapey instead.
  I’m convinced that this film was done as a bit. It’s just too shit not to be, the animation, the Scottish accents, the talking beavers, it’s all just so crude.
  Sean Connery also sounds very frail and feeble which helps add to the overall darkness of the film.

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