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Recent reviews

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  My Stepbrother Is a Vampire!?! 2013

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Somehow pne of the best David DeCoteau films I've seen and it's a 3/10 at best.

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  A Talking Cat!?! 2013

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Dog shit. Er-- cat shit.

Popular reviews

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  Elf Bowling: The Movie 2007

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2020 1

  If you're thinking about watching this, it's time for an intervention. Just think-- it's 82 minutes you can never get back. Whatever curiosities you have, forget them. I am pleading to you with tears in my eyes. Life is far too short for Elf Bowling the Movie.

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  Davey and Goliath's Snowboard Christmas 2004

  ★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2020

  Yes, it seems like it was made with Rod and Todd Flanders in mind, but I actually don't have many complaints. The stop motion animation is pretty stellar and the theme of tolerance, while cheesy in its delivery, is still a fine message.

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