AI SCRIPT
First 10-15 minutes was so bad I almost bailed. Weirdly, this movie about every 20 minutes would hit me with a joke or line that I actually would laugh hard at because it was so dumb. Like that “Is his dick too small for your butt?”line. But between those few parts, this movie is a steaming pile of dumb shit.
The climax felt like a waste of time.
Pretty sure this was written by AI.
Dogs dying, even…
DAUNTING BUT ALSO ENLIGHTENING.
I was actually surprised how much this film had an effect on me. Loaded with uncomfortable realism and subtext, A Real Pain is a very sneaky and cerebral experience. At least it was for me.
David, our protagonist played fantastically by Jesse Eisenburg, is an introverted neurotic man who is always thinking of everyone but himself. He doesn’t allow himself to process any feelings he may have about anything because he’s so preoccupied with other people’s emotions.…
I HAVEN’T FELT THIS WAY SINCE METALLICA CUT THEIR HAIR AND RELEASED A CD WITH JIZZ ON THE COVER OR WHEN I SAW THE PHANTOM MENACE BACK IN 1999.
Whew boy… This is a hard one to write. Why? Because I’m such a big fan of the Evil Dead franchise. The first 3 movies inspired me to start creating films of my own. I thoroughly loved the amazing 2013 remake. I even love the super campy and comedic Stars television…
MEH… 🤷♂️
Normally I wouldn’t try to bring up a book that a film is adapted from. But writing up this film that’s based on such a great novel, it’s nearly impossible not to. So I’m just going to say what comes to mind and spew forth everything I’m thinking as these credits roll for this mediocre movie…
Steven King’s Salem’s Lot is a special novel. There’s something special about it that actually a lot of his stories share. And as…
