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Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • All That Jazz
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

  • Muppet*Vision 3D

    ★★★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★

  • Moonstruck

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

    We all love twinky Howl, but this movie is really about war. Also Miyazaki's most complicated film in terms of shit you gotta keep track of. For me, its incredibly rewatchable because there are so many details. I learn at least one new thing with each viewing.

  • The Birdcage

    The Birdcage

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    I learned a lot about my wife watching this movie. She knew the words to every song. It was a lot of fun.

    In an interview, Martin Short couldn’t recall his participation in this film, and somehow, that is a testament to his greatness. 

    When the cat barked I lost my mind. And then the poodle had a Brooklyn accent?? An incredible choice.

    Too bad this was made in the dark ages of CGI. The characters look awful and insane, and…

  • Muppet*Vision 3D

    Muppet*Vision 3D

    ★★★★★

    It’s been well over 20 years since I first saw Muppetvision with my family in Disneyland. I was already Muppet-head by then. I would obsessively watch Muppets in Space and wear my Kermit slippers all around the house (my mom never let me wear them outside, much to my chagrin).

    Watching Muppetvision for the first time is an experience I’ll never forget. Yes, it’s hacky, but in that special way that is so Henson subversive. I’ll never forget the genius of having…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Fuck yeah. This movie kicks ass. Love those feral-for-Zendaya sweaty boys hitting balls at each other so fuckin hard. An American (male) director would never have the guts. Thank you Europe for tennis and Luca 🙏🎾

  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    ★★★★

    The people who made this are fucking masochists. I had to COLLECT myself at the end, I was nearly hysterical. Never before have I ugly cried at a movie. I can’t believe my wife let me watch this.