Coomstick

Coomstick

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Tremors
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Fight Club

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  • Basic Instinct

    ★★★½

  • The Spiderwick Chronicles

  • Zathura: A Space Adventure

    ★★★½

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★

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  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct

    ★★★½

    Bisexuals do +10% damage to everyone.

    A bit overlooked if you ask me.

    Unfortunately gets reduced to "boobies leg crossing" but there's a LOT going on that I really appreciate on a craft level.

    It's a movie that asks a lot of its audience. Follow a despicable piece of shit getting into a cat and mouse game with a would-be serial killer. Watch graphic scenes of basically every nature. And also try to keep up with this admittedly confusing central…

  • The Spiderwick Chronicles

    The Spiderwick Chronicles

    Grabbing deez balls

    (I am a surgeon)

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    Free Guy the Threequel

  • Uncharted 2

    Uncharted 2

    Eat my fucking ass Sony don't you speak the name Uncharted 2. Reboot this series. Give it to a writer and director who has a functioning brain. Set this shit in 2007. Oversaturate the fuck out of the color grading, get real stuntwork, cast people who actually resemble the characters, and maybe try giving a shit for once? Martin Campbell would bust a nut if he got the chance to direct an Uncharted movie.

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