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  Cyrano 2021

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  (SPOILERS)

  Two men die over a woman obsessed with erotic fiction.

  In a wry twist of fate, the story about a poet lacked any poetic style in the script.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2022

  “The Batman” was like waking up hungover on a Saturday morning, turning to your side, and finding a toaster strudel that you left yourself last night in a drunken stupor. Upon biting into this toaster strudel, you realize that drunk you completely neglected to cook it, so you’re left with a cold, disappointing, and unfulfilling mess. Fantastic in the hypothetical, lacking in the actual. 
  Two stars (One for the Penguin, and one for the rest of the movie).

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