ryan <3

ryan <3

queer filmmaker

Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Waitress
  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • How to Have Sex

    ★★★★

  • Bird

    ★★★★★

  • Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    count orlock… with the lights off… could kind of get it - with his slutty massive handlebar moustache 

    lily i love you but i fear your performance was a little wooden. whilst it wasn’t a bad by any measure i think it just missed a certain je ne sais quoi, like she could’ve pushed the emotion a little more (i wonder what this film would be like if anya taylor joy had taken the role instead).

    kudos the nicholas hoult,…

  • How to Have Sex

    How to Have Sex

    ★★★★

    what a heartbreaking film omg, fuck that shitty friend i wanted to punch her in the face so bad and that slimy fucking bastard too - all that actor does is play nasty little cunts.

    used to watch tee on the dumping ground look at how far she’s come.

    this film had me stressed about a level results all over again😭😭😭

    side note: i fucking hate brits abroad sm i’m so glad i’m gay and do classy holidays.

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  • Connect

    Connect

    ★★★½

    la la land but make it public transport x

  • High Maintenance

    High Maintenance

    ★★★

    black mirror. but make it asmr.

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