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The Witch 2015
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I'm totally floored by the craftsmanship and talent on display in this spectacularly bleak and melancholic period horror piece; a pilgrim family unit is shattered and thrown into disarray when a dangerous presence picks off its victims one by one. The wickedness of the outside forces destroying the ill-fated household is only matched by the punishing levels of divine reverence inflicted upon and questioned by the characters in every moment of their misfortune. Choked up a few times from the…
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Suspiria 1977
I liked Suspiria well enough on my first watch of it (watched it in Italian this time!), but my god it's such a treat that I get to watch this again, and again, and again.
Despite having a pretty trim plot and a shorter run time, Suspiria is an indulgent, transcendental, and genuinely spooky experience. It's a cliche to say but the use of lights and colour in this movie are gorgeous and accent the tension and unease of many…
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The Substance 2024
This made me sweat BULLETS. Absolutely killer performances from Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley, and a menagerie of grotesque effects situated on an uncomfortably wide spectrum ties it all together. Beauty is a parasite.
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