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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jun 2023

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2023

  This one is for my one and only true love
  Princess Peach

  Peach, you’re so cool
  And with my star, we’re gonna rule
  Peach, understand
  I’m gonna love you ’til the very end

  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  I love you, oh
  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  I love you, oh

  Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
  A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you
  Princess Peach, at the end of the line
  I’ll make you mine, oh

  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
  I love you, oh..

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  Son of the Mask 2005

  ★ Watched 18 May 2023

  Probably the worst sequel ever made

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