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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 25 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  resurgence of the 80s long movie intros starts now. & danny elfman music

Popular reviews

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  Elf-Man 2011

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2022

  give elf man a shotgun and let him do some real damage

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  Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2004

  ½ Rewatched 18 Nov 2022

  blasphemous to the cinematic excellence that is 2002's live action scooby doo featuring sugar ray and mr bean. although it retains the perfect casting and nostalgic, impressive set design that was revealed to the world in 2002, the 2004 sequel lacks all heart, humor, symbolism, depth, culture, and every other aspect crucial to a true quality film. i will never forgive the creators of this for turning absolute cinema into cheesy, sub-par, inferior trash that becomes worthless when viewed by anyone with a brain and a heart and a soul.

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