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  Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021

  ½ Watched 20 Jul 2021

  shockingly lazy. Warner Brothers laughs at us like hogs eating their slop. America doesn’t make anything anymore we only remember making things

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  Mystic River 2003

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jul 2021

  Clint Eastwood doesn’t have the mental capacity to conceal his plot twist or understand how humans interact but there’s a scene where a white man (sean peen) hysterically screams in pain and that means it’s probably shown in film schools with high regard

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  Rumble in the Bronx 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 May 2021

  One of the worst I’ve seen. 5 for effort tho

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  Mystic Pizza 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2021

  This is a great movie. In 1988, America was still accepting the humanity of people who were descendants of European countries that don’t have brutal winters. This pizza movie not only hangs out comfortably with the best of 80s coming-of-age films, but also goes on a mission to advance the Portuguese-American cause. You have no choice but to respect it.

  I would have given this movie another half a star if my friend’s tv speaker wasn’t broken. I couldn’t really hear everything they were saying.

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