Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bird Box 2018

  ★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  I don’t care what anyone says, this movie sucks.

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Hey guys, was it a good troll when I went to the zoo and yelled at the chimps “what a wonderful day!”

Popular reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  After watching this film, I had a question that I’m sure a lot of y’all had too: Was that Mark Wahlberg’s real ding-a-ling? Well, y’all no longer have to live in the dark, because it turns out that it actually was. But, while I did my research, I came across this guy, Quentin Tarantino who had some criticism of the movie.  Before y’all dismiss his takes listen to his qualifications: “Believe me. I’ve seen more porno movies than Paul has”-Quentin Tarantino. Who can argue with that? He also made a similar movie to Boogie Nights named Pump Friction. In my opinion, it’s wayyyy better.

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  Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  So it just so happens that Kevin Costner’s character is the only person to have a sex scene…I’m starting to wonder just where that $38 million went to

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