Couto J. Reviews

Couto J. Reviews

came for the cringe, stayed for the kino

Favorite films

  • Twilight
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • La La Land

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

  • Fargo

    ★★

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    Theres a really cool cat in this movie with a sword. His biggest enemy is a scary wolf. My old cat actually was attacked and killed by a coyote so I was very invested in this film. I still find it unrealistic however and realism is my number one criteria for childrens animated films.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★

    Christopher Nolan is the IPA of blockbuster cinema.

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  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★

    I liked the part where they were eating Arby's. Very relatable. I also enjoy eating Arby's. Other then the Arby's the movie was alright.

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    I liked the part where the guy from the 90's movie was there. that was pretty chill and lowkey of Disney. But also I didnt like the other parts. This movie would have been way cooler if it was just Wesley Snipes doing really cool stunts and then drinking Mountain Dew. My dad says that it lowers your sperm count but he works for the government so you cant trust him. anyway, do you guys listen to the Joe Rogan podcast?