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  Companion 2025

  ★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  It’s clear Thatcher put in the bare minimum effort while embodying the role of Iris. Her performance was performed in a performance that performed preferentially.

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  It’s clear Coppola learned from all his mistakes while directing the God Father. 20 years of mediocrity lead him to produce a film thats meh. The biggest redeeming quality of Dracula is the short run time. I felt insensate while watching this. 4/5

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ½ Watched 24 Oct 2023 1

  This movie gets an F. To say it’s historically accurate is equivalent to thinking french fries are french. Qintan tarintino is the quintessential moron. Anyone who thinks blood and gore replaces historical accuracy should pick up a book. Tarintos forehead probably burns any books he picks up sadly. This gets a meh

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  The Godfather 1972

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2022 3

  This movie is cheesy at best. The pacing is dull and uninspired. Anyone who considers this movie “good” is clearly as interesting as a wet napkin 0.2/10

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