Had a solid chance at being as good as the first two, but squandered it on egregious callbacks and the most abominable deep fake of a dead actor
Still ends up being the 3rd best movie in the franchise
Had a solid chance at being as good as the first two, but squandered it on egregious callbacks and the most abominable deep fake of a dead actor
Still ends up being the 3rd best movie in the franchise
There is something so sinister about Ryan Reynolds. It's only a matter of time before it comes to light
One star for Hugh Jackman and another for the mostly cute cameos
Five stars to the marketing team
Longlegs is a half-baked blend of homages to 4 much better horror films. It does manage to sustain nearly 2 hours of genuine dread, and the wide shots are lovingly and competently crafted (with 2 glaring exceptions due to sloppy lighting). Longlegs as a whole is inexplicably divided into 3 incoherent chapters, nearly all equal parts painfully predictable and frustratingly nonsensical; very little good can be said in particular for the messy unraveling of…