I’m making all this up. Haven’t seen any of the movies I review.
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Blade Runner 1982
Don’t know if he should’ve but my dad showed me this movie when I was probably 8 years old. On the one hand, shouldn’t show kids too much violent and sexual content.
On the other hand, this movie is so god damn cool that it doesn’t matter. The replicants are 3 years old, it’s by kids for kids.
Also: The 4K transfer of this film is stunning. Out of all the UHD discs I’ve watched so far, this is the most impressive.
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Last Action Hero 1993
I’ve been on a real Schwarzenegger kick recently and this one felt like a bit of a love letter to his 80s career. One of the most wholesome action movies I’ve seen.
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Crimes of the Future 2022
This movie was horny in literally all of the worst ways. I'd recommend it.
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