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Prometheus 2012
According to the Ancient Greek, when the universe was created And the Earth was formed the gods decided it was fit to house creatures of all kinds. The Titan Prometheus (given the trait of foresight) and his brother Epimetheus (given the trait of hindsight) were tasked with creating the creatures that inhabit the Earth. Prometheus was far wiser than his brother Epimetheus, therefore he was in charge of creating the creatures of the world out of clay. This included man…
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The Monkey 2025
MY NAME IS THE MONKEY AND FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS, YOUR ASS, IS MINE. 🥁🥁🥁
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The Truman Show 1998
Today I left my job of nearly 5 years at my local movie theater. Aside from a few events that pushed me closer to leaving, I’ve known for a long while now that it was time to move on. Any time the thought would come up however, I would come up with some excuse to stay. Even when it was very clearly time for me to go, I would say “Oh but it’s a great job to have while I…
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The Cat in the Hat 2003
Viewing 7/7: I felt nothing. I feel nothing. My mind is numb. I don’t know what to do now. I feel like I need a new challenge to get rid of this emptiness I feel. I will never be whole again...
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Suspiria 2018
I would like to say before I begin this review that I was in the middle seat of the first row of the theater I was in and I absolutely, 100%, believe that is the best way to experience Suspiria.
This was the most visceral and unnerving experience I’ve ever encountered in a movie theater (or really anywhere else) and should be considered one of the greatest films ever made.
Simply on a technical level, this film is a marvel…
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