About halfway through this movie, I asked myself, “Why does Tarzan have no facial hair or body hair?”
“Maybe he shaves,” you think. Which okay, sure. But why he would do that? He wants to feel more like an ape - he would have welcomed body hair!
“Maybe he has alopecia?” you suggest. Maybe. But then how does he have long, flowing hair on his head, not to mention eyebrows?
“Maybe I don’t give a fuck,” you say, “This is…