Caleb Coyne

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Favorite films

  • The Third Man
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Rebel Ridge

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Tarzan

    ★★★

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    ★★★★★

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  • Tarzan

    Tarzan

    ★★★

    About halfway through this movie, I asked myself, “Why does Tarzan have no facial hair or body hair?” 

    “Maybe he shaves,” you think. Which okay, sure. But why he would do that? He wants to feel more like an ape - he would have welcomed body hair!

    “Maybe he has alopecia?” you suggest. Maybe. But then how does he have long, flowing hair on his head, not to mention eyebrows?

    “Maybe I don’t give a fuck,” you say, “This is…

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas

    ★★★★★

    “I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus … I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.”

    “I just don’t understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down’”


    I watch this every year but don't normally log it because I don't like logging tv specials or shows. But I realized I weirdly have a lot to say about this so wanted to put down these thoughts here…

    Coming back to this special every…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★★★

    Rad as hell! Simple and effective storytelling, gnarly and exciting combat, palace intrigue spoken by great British actors - very little not to like here, besides some annoyingly obvious fan service.

    Between giving this a theatrical release and giving my department a raise, Warner Bros Entertainment Inc is on a roll all of a sudden.