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cpsnyder

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  • Je Tu Il Elle
  • Black Christmas
  • Psycho
  • Tootsie

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Trap

    ★★★

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Honestly this movie is terrible. Script makes no sense and it looks bad. Makes no sense that Theo James has the most beautiful greek god sculpted face and body and is cast as a nerdy weirdo.

    I’m a sucker for dumb final destination esque kills. So whatever, I like watching people get blown up in weird ways.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★

    Extra points for having a long scene with Josh Hartnett shirtless for no reason. 

    A dumb movie that knows it’s dumb.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    I kind’ve….really didn’t like it? Eggers made the movie with all style and no life. It’s like he had images in his head he thought were cool and constructed the whole lifeless movie around them. I couldn’t tell if Depp, Hoyle, and Taylor-Johnson were good actors or doing terrible performances. 

    One extra star for the things I liked. Loved the oozing and decomposing body of Orlok. The shot of his shadow flowing through the house and opening door knobs was…

  • Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird

    Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird

    ★★★★★

    In all sincerity: this movie is so good.

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