cassandra

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professional film addict and world famous transsexual

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Daisies
  • The Doom Generation
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

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  • Body Double

    ★★★½

  • Dressed to Kill

    ★★★½

  • Dirty Harry

    ★★★★

  • The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★½

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  • Dìdi (弟弟)

    Dìdi (弟弟)

    ★★★★

    Sometimes I feel like I fucked up my teenage years. I feel like I spent too much time with my mind caught in neuroses and biases, and that I never really played any sort of part in the world around me. I don't know if I was wholly to blame for that - there were extenuating circumstances: the COVID-19 pandemic, gender dysphoria - see my I Saw the TV Glow review. But the fact remains that I wasn't any person…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

    MIFF 2024 - film no. 1

    1.
    Some excerpts from my personal diary. Circa 2022.

    I feel as if I am on the verge of tears; I've felt this way for weeks.

    I hate this life but I am behest to leave it.

    I feel like I'm going to die soon. But then again, I've been saying that for years now.

    I must accept that I will not come out of this on the other side. I am tainted and…

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  • Body Double

    Body Double

    ★★★½

    No, it's fine, I just... I didn't think Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would be in it

  • Dressed to Kill

    Dressed to Kill

    ★★★½

    De Palma, the only man brave enough to ask: "what if I remade Psycho but added a scene wherein Nancy Allen loudly explains feminizing HRT and vaginoplasty to a teenage boy in a fancy restaurant. And included even more confusing transsexual politics. And also the aforementioned teenage boy is kind of an egg."

    New greatest line in cinema: "Vaginal plasty, for those in the know."

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  • Dirty Harry

    Dirty Harry

    ★★★★

    Can't tell if this is copaganda or a condemnation of the police (in favor of vigilantism?) but like, it's a good time all around. Blends campy procedural tropes with overt violence and sleaze to create something that feels really bleak and unsettling. The DoP kinda went god mode with those first few shots.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★

    a large majority of this is mostly worthless. makes you wait over 90 minutes for a New Idea - and i mean it is a pretty sick ending sequence but it isn't enough. the anti gravity blood scene is pretty cool? cailee spaeny is wife. jail for everyone who decided on that cgi abomination