Recent reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  this shit ruled, would’ve been an incredible movie theater experience if my chair was able to recline but I digress.
   likes: Florence Pug in the chainmail was so swag(bonk) and i loved the constant AAAaaaAA. I liked how big chungus baron floated around and had tubes in him like fat bane
  qs: why tf did they have nukes?? but fight w swords shit don’t rlly make sense. an they had elvis in that bitch hissin(his forehead was like a caveman)…

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  had 3 things i’ve never seen before in a movie…. for that I added a half star

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  where bombs and getting too much pussy meet……. i didn’t get too confused unlike some of nolan’s other films and it really made me feel(in mostly ways of deep dread) but i digress v much enjoyed. I don’t see myself watching it again in the near future

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