Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  (OO) 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 May 2020

  really cute exploration of visual similes for havin a big snotty nos

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  The King 2019

  ★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2020

  robert pattinson as the potato dauphinois was simultaneously the worst and most enjoyable part of this movie

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2020

  look what came out of their egg sac

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  Cats 2019

  ★ Watched 30 Dec 2019

  Cats would be a visually stunning film if you removed every character in it. The movie sort of exists in two layers - the background is a lush, neon-bisexual-lighting, 1920s cosmopolis dream; while the foreground is an inexplicably horny, ugly and often glitchy cgi nightmare.

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